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btg - - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You what?

whattheheck - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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Psycho

dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

ilux3 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:18

WTF that's disgusting

braFTW 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:23

And, let me guess, your dog is one of those who wakes up the family by licking their mouths?.. =P

fruityrainbow86 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:37

hahahaha that is hilarious!! =D

malibucrazybabe 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:05

that's repulsive...

Ziggarot 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:16

maybe you should teach the dog a spacial trick too

Terwilliger 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:33

tbh, that's pretty funny.

depnation 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:34

thankfully she doesn't paste it under the table

pwned613 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:08

wow your girlfriend is sooo werid and nasty xD

V_S234 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:24

ick.... That made me gag :S

bubber 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:53

Everyone picks their nose. If you say you don't you are a liar. This is the first time I have ever heard of feeding them to a dog though. Pretty damn wierd, but not a dumpable offence. I am not sure what I would do in your situation.

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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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