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NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Fight ****

Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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suckstobeme - 24/03/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

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Doormat blues

Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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Back-seat parenting

Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

Milton14 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:41

That sucks

13__Loki__13 1

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:19

you could have seen this action going down. it could have Been worse

Mortanious 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 8:22

Hahahahahahahahah FYL

lolownedimo 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:04

Haha, FYL.

MrFail_fml 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:47

TYPO FAIL. everyone loves a good spanking!

Leonardo909 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 11:36

I hear my moms orgasms. it's ******* disturbing. i have to put my headphones in top volume :P

katiewubsmusic 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:02

What the ****? Your mom orgasms in the other room?

qwerty233 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:07

lol how old are you

Notastalker 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:35

Yummy... ASS :D

KingHumanity 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 2:53

Just so you know, when it comes to spanking, "request" usually means "beg". Keep that in mind.

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Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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Today, my dad let me fire one of his guns. This was a big deal because he rarely lets anyone so much as touch them. I was so excited, I forgot about about the recoil. Now I'm in the ER with a broken nose. FML

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Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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