Videos: How I feel at the kid's table - FML

How I feel at the kid's table

By Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris

But mooooom! I'm a grown man!

I agree, your life sucks 279

You deserved it 61

April Pisces: Traps and Laughs
Laugh at the best (and worst) April 1st jokes. Watch out, you could be next! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

Comments

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

FML on Facebook

Keywords

#FAFO Parents Sexism Kids Disney Money Health Gross Poopoo peepee Farts Cheating Miscellaneous Shopping Weird Holidays Vacation Paranoia Love Awkward Sports Moving home Sex Intimacy Transportation Work Cars Annoying Garden Cooking Teachers

The Top

The Top

Today, after having too many projects for end of term, I asked to borrow my sister's paper that she used for the same class last year. After submitting it online, I found the example paper that the teacher handed out. My teacher used my sister's paper from last year as an example for us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 910

You deserved it 13 592

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 227

You deserved it 75 653

Today, I looked in my voicemails on my phone. I recently got a message saying that I got the job, which was very exciting because it's my first job. Too bad it was sent 2 weeks ago and I just got it because I upgraded my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 662

You deserved it 2 131

Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 789

You deserved it 1 869

Today, I can’t sleep because the moon is full. No, wait, that’s actually the floodlight from the neighboring farm shining in my window. Apparently, they thought it a good idea to hook the thing up to a motion detector, so the cats and mice can play disco lights at midnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 946

You deserved it 88

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 974

You deserved it 30 026