He's a keeper

By mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

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abusch 9

Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

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Toriahh 21

That's the kind of guy you stay far away from, might catch a STD just being next to him.

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alphabetta 23

Was that supposed to be a joke? If it was, the attempt failed miserably.

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SmittyJA24 26

WTF do you think this valentine shit is all about? Dinner & a movie? Hell no! It's about getting some action in the bedroom!

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steve31789 8

It'll cost you dinner and a movie to get into bed!!

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frizz101 22

Actually it is a Hallmark holiday, created to sell cards, jewelry and chocolates, it's d**ks like you that turned it into an all about sex holiday.

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speakersboom 19

We found the dick she passed the note to, guys!

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katt_is_here 24

I love **** but sometimes I think it's given dudes some unreal expectations.

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DanielleinDC 33

Sometimes? Boys, remember, they're called "actresses" for a reason.

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israelnotjacob 20

OP that sucks, but the silver lining is that now you know he's a dick and not worth your time. In the long run you're clearly better finding someone else. Even if you had dated it's quite obvious he would have only wanted you for sex.

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jbuckets_404 38

You're so "punny!" (instead of funny") and/or "pun certainly intended" for writing: "that sucks" & "he's a dick" ;-)

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tazmanmike2013 17

He sounds like a dirtbag, I'm sure you can do much better OP. Good luck to you.

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commandercolbert 6

ask him if hes ever even been with a woman before, cuz it sounds like he just watches ****

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CrissyyyS2 22

It's okay. I'll be your Valentine, OP (:

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breakinlegs 19

So you will put cum in your mouth but the act of swallowing it is too gross.

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great_just_great 22

She said she doesn't swallow. She didn't say anything about actually giving ******** at all. If she doesn't give ******** at all it's an automatic assumption that she doesn't swallow. Maybe she just needed to clarify that in the original FML.

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duuuh1 11

I get a massive stomach ache if I swallow, and I've certainly never heard any complaints once I was done. Who cares what she does with it after you've had your fun?

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frizz101 22

No, she never said that, OP probably has self respect and doesn't have sex on the first date.

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limabeans101029 20

57- Spitting and swallowing aren't the only two options. It doesn't HAVE to go in the mouth. Just because someone doesn't swallow, that doesn't necessarily mean they spit either. They might just prefer the guy to come elsewhere.

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