Gun control

By grant b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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visiON123 0

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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Valentina_Baby 7

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

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Jvd0528 0

"Is it ok if I pay you in guns for the next few checks?" "Can you tell my landlord that he has to accept spent cartridges as payment?"

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cass1_l0ve 13

Uhm I woulda been like "HELLS YEAH BITCH!!" I mean, am I the only one who ENJOYS guns more than food?? But mr.boss-dude better be getting me a Remington! Cause I am not a big fan o mossbergs (unless it's the 930 12 gage)! But honestly, how is this an FML?!! This is more of a "hell yeah living the good life!" (HYLYGL?) type thing! I say TAKE EM ALL! And for all y'all out there, I'm from Texas and NO i wish i got paid in guns.... But that would be heavenly! But I have been paid in ammo before..

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naulty 0

Wow I want a job their would make my life so much easier lol

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burnsie22 5

Take the guns, load'em go back and shoot your boss in the foot

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newburton13 26

Say yes, rob a bank with them, and tell the cops he threatened to kill your family if you didn't.

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HunterAlpha1 8

how is this an FML? did it not occur to you, OP, that you can sell the guns for good money? and in most states you don't need any kind of permit or license to sell them if it's a face-to-face private transaction.

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