Pranks, Cute and Animals: Gullible

Gullible

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia

Today, I found out my ten year-old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Troy

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my wish of a pet that I could take care of for a few years. They got a parrot. I guess 75 years or more is a few years to my parents. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 20:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:05

Polly want uhh...breast milk?

Llamassss 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:05

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.

Comments

toxiicgaming 1

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:40

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:41

That mental image sound's disturbing.

howardom 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:52

This hurts just to think about.

Macross_fml 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:16

breast milk？OMG...

tannara 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:08

Ouch

hynriech_lord 8

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:09

is your boyfriend really gullible or dumb?

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:17

Funniest thing I heard all day

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:30

Just ask Polly to back up your story.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:34

He could have said worse...but you can prove that it's false...

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:36

good choice in men.

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