Next thing you know u will have pledges lined up by ur front door...one with bitch titts

My friend once suggested I start a female fight club because I'm evidently "the kind of chick who could pull that off". It was tempting, but I found 2 problems: 1. Women cannot not talk about anything. Rules 1&2 go out the window. 2. How do women all over our small town explain the black eyes & other various injuries to family, co-workers, etc. without breaking rules 1&2 or getting their significant others arrested?

LOLOLOLOL

First rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

He has broken the first two rules of fight club. He must suffer the penalty of having his genitals cut off.

Join, and kick the crap out of him. He'll stop once you grind his face into the floor. I guarantee it.

doesn't he know the first rule of fight club?

I got excited when I read this, even though I expected all the "You just broke the first rule" posts. My favourite movie for sure.

He's breaking rule number one