Phone calls and Work: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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By suspended - 09/08/2014 00:16 - Australia

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By Sarah - 01/10/2025 12:00

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 08:02

Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML

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By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Thursday 8 May 2014 16:28

That's some brilliant role reversal on their part

AFCCT 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:27

Well that's just plain awesomeness.

Comments

kotake 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 21:46

Call them thrice a week for three weeks. They'll never do that again. That being said, I'd rather be a telemarketer than unemployed... Don't get why everyone has their pants in a knot. Then again I respect Jehovah's Witnesses too and give attention to people advocating on the streets so maybe I just have the patience of the Buddha.

knoxxx 22

Friday 9 May 2014 1:24

"Be an annoying jerk and possibly risk losing your job to get back at a customer for a mildly rude prank!" Sounds like a great idea.

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:51

Buddha wouldn't take revenge..

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:56

If anyone does this, btw, just go online and find a number milling bot's (they call numbers at random and log the ones that pick up to sell to marketers) number and auto-forward the number to it. In about 1-2 weeks the telemarketer will start getting a lot of their own medicine.

AlwaysWatching 27

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:31

Yeah this is from a vine. Ugh.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:32

That was cruel...but I have to admit that's a good one

cloud1138 10

Friday 9 May 2014 1:17

I saw it on a vine

Thatguy334 7

Friday 9 May 2014 2:49

Side you're an idiot and hard core deserve it

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Friday 9 May 2014 4:21

now you know how annoying you are.

whitewolf83008 0

Friday 9 May 2014 4:27

I'm also a telemarketer. And for all you assholes saying to get a better job, i make 24 dollars an hour telemarketing. Brush it off OP, the best revenge is to do well.

amisenho 11

Monday 12 May 2014 19:00

You're paid $24 an hour to sit at a desk and call people? Damn. I run biological assays on plant material as a lab technician for a measly $10 an hour.