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Give it to me, Sheldon!

oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Confusing love triangle

Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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inapickle - 16/05/2012 08:20 - United States - Topsham

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Love is…

jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:12

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

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Wednesday 30 May 2012 2:35

DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!

thatoneguy79 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 6:10

It was a dark and stormy night as I sit here and read the latest FML quip. As the thunder clapped, I imagined the author in the throws of love, back arched in passion, digging her nails into her partner's back, screaming out, "Velvetine Rabbit! Oh, yes, Velvetine! Don't stop now!" At least it wasn't a sci-fi mystery staring the alien P4573A.

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Wednesday 30 May 2012 6:11

73) If I were him, I would be laughing my ass off, and she would have to wait a little while to finish. The novel, that is. (Reply fail - must have been rocking on my heels when I posted this)