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matte - - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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/(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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Gray_Kitty - 17/09/2016 19:34 - United States - Omaha

Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML

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EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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annefrank 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:09

wtf. what a waste of time for you.

jewbies 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:10

what a ******* jerk.

Guilty_Turtle 6

Monday 14 October 2013 6:19

Well now you have 6 sandwiches to yourself

doglover100 28

Friday 10 January 2014 2:24

Free subs.

Ashlei69 4

Sunday 2 March 2014 18:10

so far this week at subway my co worker got called a bitch because she told a lady she can't bring her dog in and someone called me my manager and co worker all ******* stupid because we told him the chips cost 50 cents extra to put on ANY foot long

Ashlei69 4

Sunday 2 March 2014 18:11

this lady ordered the Philly cheese steak and had us re make it 3x because there was too much meat. it's a Philly!!!

IVXX_ 18

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:45

I don't get why you're mad - you just got 6 free footlong subs

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Wednesday 2 September 2015 9:24

I just quit my job at subway cause I was offered a position in my field of work! Hope you got out of there op I won't miss those days!!(:

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Tuesday 19 April 2022 12:33

I'm thinking he didn't realize he had forgotten to get cash or left his card at home. Sucks for the OP and the guy should have checked first but it's not necessary malice