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Donut laugh at me

sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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Baked

Anonymous - 07/06/2020 05:05

Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML

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lonelyharts86 - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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The old switcheroo

Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Great first impression

Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Waste my time

screwyoucompany - 19/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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And you are…?

Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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wdunh69733 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:03

Hey, it's a job

Charmillionaire 13

Monday 29 April 2013 19:39

"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

pedinhuh 23

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:39

Better than being unemployed... ...Or working at McDonalds.

lovaofsoftball98 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:42

I would take it. At least it is a job

masonsmither 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:51

Congratulations! You have an awesome job!

BananerzFresh 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 2:07

As long as you are being paid it shouldn't matter.

klc20071989_fml 20

Tuesday 30 April 2013 2:46

In this economy, a job is a job.

samsquanchh 4

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:23

That sounds like an awsome job

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:36

Anyone else reminded of the donut from Sex Drive? :D

rachirbreb 1

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:49

*doughnut.

TheChipster91 5

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:04

I am glad I am not the only one. THANK YOU.

TheCutestLizard 28

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:27

Both spellings are considered acceptable in American English.

HarroIAmBob 21

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:28

it's usually donuts. you dont see "dunkin doughnuts"

jane_marie 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:56

Donut assume.

Epicvidmaster 5

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:44

I don't think there was any miscommunication.

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Today, I'm so sick, I'm even sick in my dreams. Orientation for my new job starts tomorrow. FML

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Today, and since I decided to cut back on unhealthy foods, my last five dreams were literally just slideshows of junk food. FML

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Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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