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Costume parties are the worst

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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Party hard

Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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Spooky office vibes

helosthisshit - - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Halloween freakout

cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Busted!

angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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Fruity party

Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

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nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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You played yourself

anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 1 November 2010 16:07

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

Tarvo1 0

Monday 1 November 2010 16:07

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

FYLDeep 25

Monday 1 November 2010 16:22

You definitely should have seen that coming. Oh well, try not to make the same mistake again. Dress up in a safe costume next year. You know, go as a dartboard or something.

beeffyboy 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:50

go as their mother next year.

AnotherOutlook 0

Monday 1 November 2010 16:28

The FML couldn't get any better unless you puked on them after they hit you

bethan1 4

Monday 1 November 2010 16:28

Op you are a terrible person just think of how disapointed those people were when they discovered that there was no candy inside just blood and guts...

truehitman2010 0

Monday 1 November 2010 16:30

and a baby

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 1 November 2010 16:42

Umm... duh?

Zebidee 8

Monday 1 November 2010 16:52

Please tell me you at least had the decency to fill yourself up with candy first. It's the Piñata Code.

Thanateros 1

Monday 1 November 2010 17:19

Are you ******* retarded? Oh wait yeah you are.

qtbabe127 22

Monday 1 November 2010 17:25

fail.

gigilvrs6 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:42

Didn't you know that to dress as a piñata you have got to be brave and ready for an obese drunk guy to hit you with a baseball bat?

beeffyboy 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:48

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I don't get no respect!

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Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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