Cold reading bullshit merchant

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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chocogatto12 3

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

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AdamGD 0

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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Hjelloo 0

I thought Christians didn't believe in that psychic mumbo-jumbo?

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21icefox 0

Ur mom is crazy and probably gay herself, please live ur life as usual& move out her house A.S.A.P!

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BobSwarley 4

as long as she keeps paying, they'll tell her everything she wants to hear :)

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roundnproud 7

i think my mom used to suspect i was gay once.. good times good times haha for the record i'm not :p fortunately though she did not visit a psychic about it...fyl

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lifeisniiice 0

Media has made people nuts. I swear some people choose a gay lifestyle just because everyone tells them they are gay. Be yourself!

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YoUr_ObSeSsIoN 0

Get a girlfriend and I bet she'll stop

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tomarino13 0

Show up that bitch, bring home a hooker or two.

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doof_fisch 2

I think the psychic is bi. You can expect be to called in for a "private" consultation any day now.

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Devornine 0

I am curious as to what gave her the notion that you are gay to begin with. My mom thought I was gay for the longest time because I never dated. Maybe you just need to get a girlfriend lol.

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donovanrammstein 3

a psychic told my grandma she was allergic to bread 30 years ago. her doctor keeps telling her she needs to eat more grains, but she takes the advice of a psychic over a physician.

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