Intimacy: Big question

Big question

By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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Romance

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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marleyvk 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:02

he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 December 2010 22:28

1 - "Nookie" refers to sex of any kind. No where did she state she hadn't given him any sex; she just hadn't had anal sex with him. To the others - Anal is DEFINITELY not necessary for marriage. If you're the type of guy who stands by that and believes it: a) don't get married. Ever. b) change your damn views, because they're wrong. and/or c) you probably won't get a girlfriend who'll stay, so you better start lookin' at dudes.

Comments

Rei_Ayanami 18

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:52

That seems to be a common subject on a male's mind, I understand them asking, maybe not so blatantly, but just asking. On a side note, should he really discuss your sex life in a public location?

Zachster06 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:22

hahaha this is the funniest fml I've ever read!!!

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:20

It's not that funny.. just amusing.

elwooteh 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:30

Bottoms up :)

losadoll 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:50

Hahahahahahaha he probably doesn't wanna marry you anyway

jansdo 1

Saturday 25 December 2010 13:01

forget marriage if he gets it all with no commitment.

LilEinstein 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 13:46

did you ever stop to think that he isn't ready for marriage? this isn't an FML at all. it's more a lesson to not listen to a conversation that is, in no way, intended for you, and a lesson to not make assumptions. cuz then you get your hopes up and get mad at the guy when things don't go according to your fantasy.

MzKylz 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 14:06

^^^^agreed

losadoll 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:47

write a book

livetodisco 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 23:40

I disagree. The first thing that comes to mind when you hear "pop the question" is marriage. She isn't going to think "Hmm, maybe he'll ask me to do anal?" or "Hmm, maybe he wants to get a dog?" Of course she thought proposal. Sure, maybe he isn't ready. But she heard the statement out of context. And what she heard was engagement. Which I think is perfectly fair. That is totally an FML. You get all dolled up to go to a nice dinner thinking you're getting proposed to, and really you just get asked to do anal?

perdix 29

Saturday 25 December 2010 14:16

When you got your "hair done," he was hoping than meant you got your asshole waxed. It will be good news if you like it, because that means he won't have to keep doing it with his buddies.