Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 036 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 738 You deserved it 4 014
Today, at work, someone peed in the fitting room, after I told her she could not use the employee toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 524 You deserved it 3 202
Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off for a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 660 You deserved it 43 323
Today, I found out that my best friend's dad used my internet connection to make threats online. I'm going to have to go to court for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 332 You deserved it 273
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 205 You deserved it 405
Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 421 You deserved it 3 129
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)