Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 20:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 280 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 You deserved it 1 002
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML I agree, your life sucks 38 863 You deserved it 3 585
Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 971 You deserved it 3 593
Today, I found a ticket on my motorcycle for not parking in a designated spot. The space I had parked my bike in was occupied by a large van. Some asshole had moved my bike. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 714 You deserved it 2 459
Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 453 You deserved it 28 387
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 064 You deserved it 3 161
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 811 You deserved it 3 153
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 827 You deserved it 38 541
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.