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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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You deserved it 18 651

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 239

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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You deserved it 8 846

Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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You deserved it 204

By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 7 913

By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 047

You deserved it 3 877

By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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You deserved it 2 974

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 369

By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 883

You deserved it 6 666

By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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You deserved it 7 789

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Ian7890 23

Monday 14 April 2014 15:34

He's a jerk

anythingmustbe 18

Monday 14 April 2014 15:38

Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"

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discovermyself 4

Monday 21 April 2014 4:08

Oh how crazy

Lpontis22 3

Friday 25 April 2014 23:15

Might be time to have a serious talk with him and if you don't feel like he respects you, it might be time to find another man.

L0VEBUG 6

Wednesday 30 April 2014 20:11

what a dick I would dump him..

xenrix 1

Monday 5 May 2014 9:22

Maybe stop being fat?

handsome_jack 2

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:06

Ask him how it feels to be single

Lone_Wolfie 0

Friday 23 May 2014 22:44

I take it he was an ex boyfriend pretty damn quick

pavyt 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:09

What a dick

access_unlimited 15

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:32

how does it feel to be single... that should be d reply

bloo_isanonymous 11

Friday 13 June 2014 21:22

Dump his ass! He is such a jerk

thatchick1405 17

Monday 16 June 2014 21:59

you should have asked him "I was wondering, how does it feel to be single?"

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