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Audition time!

By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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Lonely time

By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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The Voice

By Barney - 22/06/2025 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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Psych101 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:11

In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:08

I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?

Comments

katiekatlovesu 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:04

Lucky they didn't try to take your video though ... But be careful, OP. The wall has eyessss!

ElatedEarthling 15

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:12

I wish I knew your neighbors, because I'd invite myself to this party and dance nonstop to your singing. And honestly, you can't be too bad. :)

swedeNix 13

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:21

Never have sex in the shower... Or its gonna be worse

cmac86 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 10:19

Or just don't sing.

Slender_Man 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 10:34

Sing Du Hast by Rammstien. Unless they're German, they won't understand shit

Timmeeh 17

Thursday 16 August 2012 11:01

You don't live next to a hollowed out volcano, do you? Just saying, your neighbour is apparently an evil genius.

soyeah_whatsup 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:14

Im sure they only recorded you because of your beautiful sing voice OP... (quick everybody agree with the comment so OP will feel better!!!)

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:53

Could be worse could be on YouTube for everyone to see

bjf10 22

Thursday 16 August 2012 17:13

Next time I recommend singing the recent chart-topper "my neighbors are ******* douchebags"

benhemon 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:08

For what it's worth, this is probably illegal, depending on the state where you live. You could potentially have them charged for at least a misdemeanor (probably a series of misdemeanors), or you may even be able to sue them for money. At the very least, you could do some research/hire a lawyer and send them a very formal and intimidating letter to get them to stop.