A matter of some urgency

By Anonymous - 08/08/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
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rmm 0

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

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FMLover269 0

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

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Heatstreak 0

yea what #2 said definetly just run lol

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aynonymous 0

HATE WHEN TEACHERS DO THAT who the **** do they think they are

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cobrakid77678 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PENIS LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLL ****** LOLOLOLOL but really, that poor girl. Don't say she's an idiot for asking, some schools have different rules so maybe she could have potentially been expelled if she just ran out.. PENIS

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blland 0

#36 - what? even in China do we have the right to "not make the classroom dirty" using whatever it takes.

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reetah 0

well I'm sure she's just as embarrassed as you are disgusted :

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lolololcheese 0

haha, I love these teacher fmls.

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Beven 0

lol, damn that sucks, why the hell wouldn't she turn or something?

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electric_fml 0

I really hate when teachers are like that. Bleh, a teacher did that to me once, except i didn't get puked on. that really sucks.

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AkihiroHattori5 0

I hate when teachers do that, cuz normal people ALWAYS say "may I". Anyway, that really sucks for you. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it :/

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lol_seriously 0

sucks dude rugby tackle your teacher and shit on him

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