Your everyday life stories

orcatheseapanda - 02/04/2016 18:17 - Thailand - Changwat Udon Thani

Today, my 8 year-old brother deleted an important report I was working on. When I confronted him about it, he started faking tears and ran crying to our mom. I'm now grounded for being 'too harsh' on his 'childish behavior'. FML

teenagesyndrome - 02/04/2016 18:11 - United States - Windsor

Today, while spending time with my girlfriend, my ex called her out of nowhere. Apparently, they've been talking for weeks, and my ex has been trying to spoon feed my current girlfriend lies about me, including but not limited to: cheating, watching child pornography, and kicking dogs. FML.

anonymous - 02/04/2016 18:10 - United States - Somerset

Today, I was supposed to finally hang out with this guy I've been talking to for the past two weeks but haven't had free time. Today is also the day I woke up with 103 fever that's lasting the whole weekend. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 18:06 - United States

Today I came home to my boyfriend being fucked by his dog. He didn't consider it cheating and doesn't think he did anything wrong. FML

anon - 02/04/2016 18:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I woke up to half of my last nights nightmare coming true, laying in a puddle of my own blood. FML

fuckhinson - 02/04/2016 18:01 - United States

Today, I got out of jail thinking I was going to be reunited with my daughters mother after a year apart and 8 months in jail. She's been sleeping with my best friend. They're in love and she's pregnant with his kid. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:58 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was supposed to take a test that would allow me to sign-up for upper-division classes at my college. My car broke down on the way to the testing place and I was 10 minutes late. The test proctors told me, "No late arrivals! No Exceptions!" and just left me there outside the building. FML

Mywholelife - 02/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, while doing a theater rehearsal, I got blinded by a light, tripped and broke my arm. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:52 - United States - Columbus

Today, I asked my oldest friend if she would be my new baby's godmother. she responded by telling me she has always been in love with me and wants me to leave my wife for her. FML.

Tayleena97 - 02/04/2016 17:52 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, I was finally able to dye my hair after saving up for months. Turns out my skin is super sensitive to the chemicals and now my head, ears, and parts of my face are burned. FML.

RocketGirl92 - 02/04/2016 17:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I accepted a job in the state I'm vacationing in, so I can be close to my parents, as they wished, giving up my previous dream job so I could see them happy. Today also happened to be the day my mom decided she doesn't want me here. FML.

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:36 - United States - Fremont

Today, during an important job interview, I saw a large, black spider. I jumped up, and accidentally knocked the coffeemaker onto the interviewer's head. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Portland

Today I finally went to investigate the hoard odor coming from my roommate's room for the last month, only to find his rotting corpse on the bed. FML

m - 02/04/2016 17:24 - United States - Valley Park

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

screwed - 02/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Zionsville

Today, I found out that I cannot enroll for a class because the system thinks I haven't taken the prereq. even though I already did. No one is available to talk to since it's Saturday and the class is filling up fast. If I do not get in, it sets my graduation/postgrad plans back at least a year. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:02 - Australia

Today, while I was cleaning up the mess my nephew made in the kitchen, he decided to take a leap of faith and went straight through our very expensive glass coffee table. I spent the next half hour cleaning glass and arranging his ambulance trip. Fml

flutenin - 02/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Maiden

Today, while at the store a random kid walked up to me, punched me is the stomach and call me a weak ass punk. FML

Baby face - 02/04/2016 16:41 - Canada - Comox

Today I started student teaching at an elementary school. I do look a tad on the younger side. While eating my lunch in the teachers lounge, a teacher came up to me and said "Well it must be your lucky day! How did you manage to get in here? Shouldn't you be with your classmates"? Im 24. FML.

LoveSucksIKnow - 02/04/2016 16:15 - United States - Buffalo

Today, was mine and my girlfriend 4 year anniversary since we started dating. She went to a party, I went to the casino. I lost all of my money, she cheated on me. FML.

bradybut302 - 02/04/2016 16:10 - United States - Macomb

Today, I went to my new car that I just leased 3 days ago after spending 15 minutes in the grocery store only to find that somebody ran into the front bumper for $1000 in damages. Better yet, they didn't leave a note. Fml

yoooooogiv - 02/04/2016 16:01 - United States - Old Town

Today, my grandparents objected at my wedding because my soon-to-be wife wasn't pretty enough for their liking. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:52 - United States

My wife wanted a divorce and I had proof of her unfaithfulness. I didn't hire a lawyer. An anonymous tip said I was suicidal a day prior to court. I spent 5 days in the hospital. When I got out, she had won the house, alimony, and full custody of our 4 kids with no ability to contest. FML

anon - 02/04/2016 15:46 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, I woke up to a snapchat story of my girlfriend cheating on me at 3am this morning. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:30 - United States

Today, my twin brother got drunk, so I took him to my home to prevent him from driving. I went back out to the bar. I forgot to tell my wife, and when I came back they were banging. FML

zeldah - 02/04/2016 15:22 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to give my little brother the talk. Why? He didn't wait till his morning wood settled down (nor did he aim) before he pissed all over my bathroom, not a drop entering my toilet. FML.

anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:15 - United States - Taylor

Today, I found out my girlfriend wasn't joking when she said she was pregnant on April Fools Day. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:04 - United States

Today while looking at porn, I saw my girlfriend of 2 years on the website. I saw her in the side advertisement banner under local singles who want to hook up. FML

ohgodwhy - 02/04/2016 15:01 - United States - Lynn

Today, I called my grandparents to talk to them, and they mentioned that they "upgraded" their computer from Windows Vista to Windows 10. I'm their go-to tech support. This is going to be a pain in the rear when they have some problems. FML.

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 14:57 - United States - Laguna Niguel

Today, I found out the reason my sister has been hiding her fiancé from me is because she's afraid he'll see my "fugly" face and break up with her so his kids don't get my genes. FML

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 14:51 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my husband's Doctor accidentally removed the wrong testicle. FML

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Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML

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Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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