Today, working as a part timer in Zara, some colleagues and customers... - FML

- 16/05/2018 15:17 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, working as a part timer in Zara, some colleagues and customers complained about a disgusting smell. When we all started to look for the source, found a customer took a dump in the fitting room and smeared it on the walls and mirror. FML

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