Health Today, my sciatica is acting up again, I can barely move from... - FML

zoza7oss - 18/08/2016 09:31 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sciatica is acting up again, I can barely move from the pain. Every one is either at work or school and I have an 8 month old to take care of. FML

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