Today, I was diagnosed with tonsillitis. I got my tonsils out... - FML

Tonsiljockey - 01/08/2018 10:05

Today, I was diagnosed with tonsillitis. I got my tonsils out 2 months ago.. FML

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Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML

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Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

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