Miscellaneous Today, I raised my hand to answer a question in class. Whilst... - FML

A Soon-To-Be Pirate - 22/04/2016 19:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question in class. Whilst doing so, the small string on my sweatshirt got hit and went directly into my eye. I had to leave class to go to the nurse. FML.

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Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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Today, my daughter actually asked me who Martin Luther king Jr was. This girl, this African American daughter of mine, with full access to the internet, who has completed a college education, doesn’t know who one of the most important black men in history is. I need to lie down. FML

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Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

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Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML

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Today, I was grocery shopping with my kids. As I was buckling them into their car seats, two men jumped out of a truck, hoisted my cart and sped off. According to security, this has become a regular occurrence at the store. My entire month of groceries gone in seconds. FML

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