Work: Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Because I had spinal surgery... - FML

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By RandomLG94 - 17/02/2016 02:23 - United States - Columbia

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Because I had spinal surgery and had to call out for a week. FML

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