AwkwardShoe

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28 years-old
Friday 07 February 1997
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Why are you looking at me like that...? õωõ ♥ my boyfriend ♥ shiny things ♥ fluffy things ♥ baby seals ♥ the night sky ♥ mythology ♥ paranormal ♥ writing ♥ drawing ♥ snow ♥ gaming ♥ laughing ♥ sea food ♥ storms ✘ spiders ✘ heights ✘ sloths ✘ homophobes I've had a couple of FMLs posted under anonymous (heck yeee ;D) If you'd care to view my art and comics you can find me on DeviantART (JesDoesStuff) here: http://jesdoesstuff.deviantart.com/ ~ have a nice day!

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Awkwardshoe's favorite FMLs

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Cats being weird little dudes

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

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By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas

Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. FML

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Friday 5 September 2014 20:16

true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that

Underage boozing

By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/08/2014 16:39 - United States - Great Neck

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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