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By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States
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By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States
By Grandson - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Ontario
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By CreamGravy - 06/10/2013 13:54 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham
Well to be honest I made the whole thing up because I got tired of being that one guy at work who can't get a girlfriend. It's a small place, there are only 8 of us who work there, and I'm the only one that's single, so I get jokes about it quite a lot. They're nothing bad, I know it's all in fun, but yesterday someone made yet another joke about it and for some reason I just blurted out that I had a date tonight. As soon as I did I figured might as well go with the story, so when I got questioned about it I made up a fake name and description for the girl as well. The best part is that I told everyone I was taking her to this really fancy and expensive restaurant, so when they saw me at McDonalds it was ironic actually. Luckily for me today is a holiday, but I have a feeling tomorrow the mocking is going to be worse than ever. I voted YDI by the way.