fatmalloy

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

8
Comments

268
Visits

39
Favorites

Smiths Falls, Canada
36 years-old
Thursday 09 March 1989
Not specified

A propos de Fatmalloy

Not specified

Fatmalloy - Followers

Fatmalloy - Followed

Fatmalloy's page visits

lovers5201

gabriellem...

Fucked!

Fatmalloy's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Fatmalloy's favorite FMLs

Foreshadowing

By JB. - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

agreeclassic 27 994

vote type 1 5 109

Worried dad

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 04:17 - Canada

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

agreeclassic 64 399

vote type 1 12 248

By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

agreeclassic 20 651

vote type 1 41 004

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

agreeclassic 9 900

vote type 1 47 649

By Hannah - 21/12/2010 17:01 - United States

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

agreeclassic 39 086

vote type 1 7 912