ColonelG

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

174
Visits

14
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Colonelg

Not specified

Colonelg - Followers

Colonelg - Followed

Colonelg's page visits

lovers5201

Rectumwrec...

Fucked!

Colonelg's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Colonelg's favorite FMLs

By notmuchfun - 20/07/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

agreeclassic 48 468

vote type 1 4 689

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

agreeclassic 44 008

vote type 1 8 384

By devigsgirl - 26/08/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

agreeclassic 31 856

vote type 1 5 969

By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

agreeclassic 41 093

vote type 1 8 431

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

agreeclassic 32 273

vote type 1 14 994