babygirl83150

I live in The Secret Mountains of NYC with my pet monkey, Fargo. Me and Fargo travel NYC scaring the crap out of annoying tourists. We are invisible ninjas, so they never see us coming. Serves them right for stopping every 2 feet on the sidewalk to take pictures. Oh yeah and by the way, I'm standing behind you watching you read this. Don't turn around, though. Toodles! And watch your back if you ever come to NYC. I'll be there waiting.