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Dodged a bullet
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No love lost
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Look out!
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Romance me please
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By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of
chococool223 tells us more.
Dirty talk
By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 05:52 - United States
By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States
shit_upon tells us more.
they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier
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Crack!
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Good one, you little shit
By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States
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okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again