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foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

nikijcchz 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:55

This actually made me lol!! That's is so creepyshly weird

Freakophiliac 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:59

Cutest fml EVER!

MindlessRobot 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:00

Sorry about that. My dad just really likes beards.

timmy_00738618 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:07

Was it Will Ferrel

crablegs 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:11

I said you deserved it, because you must have a great beard

thenewlautner 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:17

...and then you went out for ice cream... now that's what I call a sticky situation!

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:35

I'd be like O_o

monagro 22

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:37

Why do you have a beard ...

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:09

Because obviously OP knows how sexy they are.

mk58 31

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:58

Why are you here ???

bspiper87 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 17:55

Did you leave any part of this post out to make it less akward? Ill attempt to fix it...........OP "Today, whilr at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was inpressive ""abd with my beard still in his hand he pulled my face close to his"" and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

patacus 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:05

Quick! do something manly!

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