Sex, Wanker and Intimacy: WTF dude? - FML

WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

alexm501 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:05

Hopefully it wasn't a banana

KennKenn 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:04

At least it wasn't apple pie.

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Violord 13

Monday 13 October 2014 13:20

This Russian kid I know once told me how to have sex with a potato

skatergal99 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 21:05

Was the fruit the penetratee or the penetrator?

toxicLover28 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 0:15

Now I'm starting to wonder if the director was in inspired by someone trying to have sex with a pie?! And that's how American Pie came out. If it was wow! Can't wait to see American Fruits!

MrCommunism 19

Monday 13 July 2015 21:25

Watermelon is the best.

XUnluckyAngelX 9

Saturday 23 April 2016 18:43

Well, how'd that work out?

TisButAScratch 10

Tuesday 17 May 2016 3:37

Obviously you should be having sex with him more often. YDI

Cavsfodawin 21

Saturday 2 July 2016 1:57

You have 2 options. Act like nothing happened or finish for him.

Johnny N Sukdeow 9

Tuesday 7 May 2019 6:08

You need to **** your boyfriend more often

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