Capitalism and Work: Worker rise up!

Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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Friday 5 August 2011 1:33

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Bizzzy 5

Friday 5 August 2011 6:58

And just came to terms with it? You need a new job :x

BennyBear 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:58

Someone sounds bitter

wrestleshorty 2

Friday 5 August 2011 7:02

doesn't everyone feel this way about their bosses?

iMandyx3 5

Friday 5 August 2011 7:19

AtomicBryce 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:43

Haha

Identity99 1

Friday 5 August 2011 7:45

Kill him. Watch "Horrible Bosses"! It'll even show you how to do it!

reddawn85 8

Friday 5 August 2011 7:49

Ouch. Bad bosses make a bad job that much worse.

wonderpets18 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:55

Haha. I love you

ouch1990 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:59

Time to watch terrible bosses

ouch1990 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:00

*horrible

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