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Work sucks

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Yellow Springs

Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML

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What the hell do you work for?

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Thursday 10 December 2015 6:34

You is a poo. .

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