Kids Which one are you?

Which one are you?

Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

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jiji - 19/07/2022 06:00

Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML

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anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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Mask confusion

clairebear99 - 08/06/2021 08:01

Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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The unfavorite - 26/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML

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whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:02

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

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Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:05

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

vuvvykins 5

Friday 1 March 2013 17:00

call one Kevin, and one Smith... and keep it that way

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:28

Kevin 1 and Kevin A

iamamale 15

Monday 26 August 2013 0:14

Kevin smith and Kevin j smith

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Monday 9 September 2013 20:57

That's funny xD

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Friday 29 November 2013 19:12

If the middle names are different call them by their middle names.

BradleyWorley 4

Monday 30 December 2013 6:22

Kev and Kevin?

vincentcloud 4

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:33

Call one Kevin(Or Kevin Smith) and the other one Silent Bob

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 12 February 2014 23:04

How about Dumb and Ass

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 21 March 2014 16:54

Kevin 1 and Kevin A Boom

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Thursday 8 May 2014 0:34

kevin A and Kevin 1?

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Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML

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Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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Today, I was walking in the mall with my friends when one of them pointed at a store and commented, "Bae Goals." My fat ass thought she said "bagels" and I actually got excited at the thought of eating a bagel, even after I realized my mistake. FML

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Today, I hate when I go out and I forget peoples' names; even though they know me and I know them, I forgot their name. FML

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Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

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Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

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