Sex and Intimacy: Wandering

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Sunday 2 October 2016 15:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

persephone217 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

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creditless 14

Monday 3 October 2016 20:28

who wouldn't

NoWayItsReal 9

Tuesday 4 October 2016 22:50

I just orgasmed thinking about it too....

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 5 October 2016 8:04

Of course you did! Those donuts are orgasmic!

LoZelda123 20

Wednesday 5 October 2016 23:30

whatever works ^^

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 December 2017 2:48

HEY! Where's the cream filling?! Oh wait...

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