Sex, Mental health, Weird and Intimacy: Very strange behavior

Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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Comments

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:20

You might want to dump her. Did you see what Megatron wanted to do to the Earth? You need a good old fashioned girl who is in love with Optimus Prime or Bumblebee.