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By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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Comments

adsc04 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:51

it's "cum" not "come"

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:11

It can be spelled either way. Are you seriously not reading the rest of these comments? Don't bother posting yours unless you're willing to read a little, too.

CoachLlama 5

Monday 4 October 2010 9:12

I just hope he was not speaking the native tongue of his last girlfriend.

samanthar 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:36

well at least u know "what" hes doing when ur not there...is there a farm around there or something?

PeekAJew 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:23

Glorious sex?

A_black_dude 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:52

I howl like a wolf

nikkired 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:56

That's so funny,does he wear "lamb skin" condoms ?

doglady 16

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:56

OP: LMAO, and ew. I agree, FYL

stephy228 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:22

LMAO

tcharbs 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 23:35

ahahaha aweee

noeeluv21 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:59

Lol! That's hilarious to picture in my mind, I can't imagine how that must've been for you! If I were you I would've started giggling uncontrollably lol