Flooding, Babysitter and Miscellaneous: Trust

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By somebody - 01/06/2015 03:37 - United States

Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML

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Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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Monday 1 June 2015 22:22

that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!

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Monday 1 June 2015 22:19

Time to find a new babysitter :/

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uncle_ssaamm 12

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:00

you should not let someone like that watch your children when you arent around

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