Kids: Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door....

By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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lordbane2110 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:36

Oh, that's genius, you should have replied with "Go Away Anna"

denaeb123 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Even though you were trying to have just a few minutes of privacy you have to admit that that is extremely adorable!

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vikky538 28

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:24

at least you are done...

honeymoonroyale 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:55

Lol you have to admit, that's cute though.

jademitch 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:59

Do you want to build a shit mound?

SkullsRules1 26

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:26

Gotta love little kids ;)

DeathofCareBear 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:35

So did you end up building a snowman or what?

GunSlinger69 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:49

Just ''Let it go'' OP, you have a great daughter!

immafox_jk 5

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:57

I'm so doing this to one of my parents... I'm 17... And slightly obsessed with disney

Terrynics 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:22

Aww...

jgarf66 11

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:54

Been there!

Sheepalicious 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 18:08

Entertainment while you poo!

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