Work: Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job,...

By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

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Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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joshi42 16

Sunday 13 April 2014 20:55

Don't change this job. You are definitely good at it.

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 9 May 2014 10:42

'After I finished?' What is meant here

rbond93 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 16:17

after he finished searching her

Spencer_40 14

Wednesday 30 March 2016 22:25

I see nothing wrong with that

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