Intimacy: Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house...

By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

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Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:24

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

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Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:21

sir put the weapon down

Comments

demix_fml 32

Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:53

Aw op that bites .

Ludale06 3

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:43

actually it yanks

saffy66 34

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:03

Probably just as upsetting for him. I hope the mental image can be banished quickly OP.

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:15

You busted his nut.

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:46

Load Unload..weapon checked

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 13:00

You better have been careful, that dude had a loaded gun.

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:13

Part of why I'd never choose a cop career. Can NOT handle crazy shiet.

KatieJBabe 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:26

Australia.. beautiful place, just don't attend any house parties.

aeryn97 17

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:43

I've heard some good ones. this is right up there with them. I can only imagine his post on here. ..something like "some asshats slipped me a viagra so I went to the loo to wank when the police burst through the door. fml"