Sex and Intimacy: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and... - FML

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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ThomasAZ 3

Monday 19 December 2011 12:05

Doggy style!

imustbeinsane 2

Monday 19 December 2011 12:07

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

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kitty_f 3

Monday 19 December 2011 15:59

well i guess she loves you that much :p

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:14

How ungrateful. You're probably better off without such a self centered woman in your life. Just sayin.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:10

How is crying over your dead dog self centered? I'd be crying over my dog too-I mean that's what people with a kind heart do, am I right?

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:15

Oops. Commented on the wrong fml.

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 19 December 2011 16:21

Dominate?

koolkat27 13

Monday 19 December 2011 19:31

*dominant

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 19 December 2011 23:12

Dominate*

520kzk 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:54

106- fail

theninjkaymarie 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:24

You must have a barking good time!

loserman67 35

Monday 19 December 2011 16:38

I don't think that there is any guy on the face of the earth that has a good "O" face. And, not to be disrespectful, but this comment *begs* the question; Just what did she used to do with her dog? Does she have an unusual amount of peanut butter around the house?

wolf7_fml 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:41

Having sex with you reminded her of a dead dog ? Gross man

lalamike25 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:45

She just practically had sex with her dead dog

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 19 December 2011 16:46

You're her bitch.

EngagedToSatan 5

Monday 19 December 2011 16:56

Ahahaha, your partner has issues.

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