Love: Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s.... - FML

By KarlwithaK - 19/05/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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amy397123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Great grandma? Woo, Cougar much!

FMY_FYL 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Well at least you are, in fact, somebody's type after all.

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ilovefmlife 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:35

haha that's cute. Don't take it to personally and since you put on this site I'm sure you didn't.

shan789mudge 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:19

O_O lol wow

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:21

At least she didn't squeeze or slap your ass.

dk2008 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Patients with Alzheimer's tend to be very sexual as that is the one part of their brains that still works.

marinesgirl9 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:30

uh.... *puke*

TheLoneArtist 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:51

i lol'd

e_r_c 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:03

Hahah you should be flatered ;)

lightningxkidd 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:08

let's just hope she meant blood type.

sety 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:19

LOL.

DeadMansCrack 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:36

It's not her fault because she has Alzheimer's, but for you that must be extremely disturbing. I wouldn't be very comfortable around her anymore, your life is ******.

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