Miscellaneous: Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends"....

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Friday 25 June 2010 19:03

Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.

Asstazztic 8

Friday 25 June 2010 19:10

At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****

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lololol24 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 11:04

oh btw 154, reduce your comment size. It takes up the whole iPhone screen and Im too much of a lazy fag to flick my finger slightly to ignore it.

wasted0087 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 11:49

I dunno why you're bitchin' about it. If it doesn't matter then don't worry about it.

dingo353 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 13:14

I always bring glue with me on camping trips and stop to post on FML.

dj_maxxx 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:50

Just be glad that's the only place they glued your hand.

hotscar 3

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:56

#1, you're hot.

CoolKow 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:37

I agree with 7 and 21

Neorecon19 18

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:15

my revenge would be to leave with the car and make them walk home = )

elizer 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:51

it must hurt taking the hqnd of

SapphireSympathy 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:49

lol. fyl. ur lucky im not ur friend. i wouldve glue ur hand to ur ass. lmao xD ;)

KingDingALing 9

Friday 23 July 2010 18:27

43 and 44 = CATFIGHT!!! WOOO!!!

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