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fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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daliagrande 17

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

gibby1235 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

rebel_belle1974 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 23:11

well I kinda agree with him

Roo79 1

Saturday 6 October 2012 23:38

I take it you don't live in the u.s.! Or your dad has more money than sense ... funny or not.

sillyyanks 24

Saturday 6 October 2012 23:44

op your username is hilarious!

naijagirl96 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:52

That's love.

ILL_WiLL3188 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 4:33

Damn your dad is cruel lol

thecookielovrxx 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:17

Love your name haha

BellaMarta 19

Sunday 7 October 2012 6:36

Sucks, but true.

AtomicRebirth 11

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:02

Dad's got his priorities straight.

tbone522 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:37

Well...it would've

workout1 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:36

Nice dad you got there.

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