Intimacy: Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid...

By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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Cat_Daniels 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."

djskidd 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:14

What a buzzkill!

zingline89 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:29

Apparently nobody else got this lol

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:21

Hilarious!

twisted_cherub 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:29

It took me a second, but seriously the best pun ever!

aaazafina 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:00

OH GOD THT MADE ME LOL LIKE MAD XDD

alexaaat 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:15

did you atleast get to keep it?

brony1999 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:42

i wouldnt let her if i were her dad

fattylumptard 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:16

He plans on giving it to your mom so not a big deal

awagh666 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:11

Mommy's gonna be a very bad girl tonight...

russianmartini 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:18

Don't you hate when that happens?

Cshoc16 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:25

No because that's never ******* happened to me

Cat_Daniels 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 23:06

It's never happened to me either... And I'm pretty sure it's only happened to about 5 other people!

BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:19

Hahah maybe it's time for "the talk" :p

coyfish 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:23

There goes your weekend...

alexup24 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:26

should've bought it at walgreens...

Furrywhiplash 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:34

Yes, because walgreens has the best vibrators . . . (yes, sarcasm). There are stores that only sell sex related products, but I don't expect a 15 year old kid to know that.

octopusxO 3

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:48

Walgreens?? Really?? Im guessing you don't get out much...

ElitePvP 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:40

haha they sell those there? :s

Furrywhiplash 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:35

131- I could be mistaken, but I believe they have the tiny little Trojan Vibrations finger puppet thing. Other than that, no they do not sell vibrators.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:34

Just be like "uhh at least I won't get STDs or pregnant this way?"

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:43

Aww man I missed the editing war. EDIT: Aww man I missed te editing war.

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:00

Meant to reply to a comment instead. My bad. **** the shit out of my comment with thumbs down. Thank you and have a good day.

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:27

With pleasure!

Ilikeurfmls 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:48

That happened to me once, except I was the one to open the door. My brother had ordered some kind of sex toy. I still don't know what it is but i'm afraid to know..