Today, the speaker I ordered from the distant country of America...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 22:00

Today, the speaker I ordered from the distant country of America arrived. This is after it was held up by local customs, who demanded I pay no small amount for the import duty. Upon unboxing, I found out it was actually made in my own country. FML

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China?

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Ha!

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Saturday 6 July 2019 0:21

China?

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 6 July 2019 1:02

Ha!

1gullible_bugger 34

Saturday 6 July 2019 1:34

buyer beware, always.

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Saturday 6 July 2019 21:12

what country do you live in?

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Monday 8 July 2019 6:00

‘GLOBALIZATION’ at its finest.

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