Miscellaneous: Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my... - FML

By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

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elinhjortskull 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

He's sexy and he knows it.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:07

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 15:50

And 2012 started with a bang as he let you rub the oil on the parts of his hairy back where he can't reach by himself. Auld land syne, I'll say!

Rabidkid 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:34

Did you baste him like a chicken?

sincerelyjay 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:53

Don't all uncles do this?

sjhill 32

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:01

It's a good moisturiser. There's nothing like trying to bury a memory before the New Year :P

arw31089 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:22

Epic

chels1994 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:24

I don't think I could bring myself to stare at my drunk naked uncle...

klong91 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:28

Great way to end the year!

hateevryone 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:42

why were you staring? why didn't you walk away?

cynicaloptimist 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:43

whatever works for u !

Gil2112 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:46

Eesh, bad acne for him..

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